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author | Anthony J. Bentley <bentley@cvs.openbsd.org> | 2017-07-13 02:05:15 +0000 |
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committer | Anthony J. Bentley <bentley@cvs.openbsd.org> | 2017-07-13 02:05:15 +0000 |
commit | d2cebfbe0ab53f461e4708ac3fd84504445e6d94 (patch) | |
tree | 2bb1504c0b9be1bbefb65c802f12a8e2d082cc34 /games/fortune/datfiles | |
parent | ebab54ff9d026578093e4245ac6dc7a4fbdd11c3 (diff) |
Convert fortunes to UTF-8 from the old "backspace punctuation" method.
suggested by tedu, ok schwarze@ stsp@ tb@
Diffstat (limited to 'games/fortune/datfiles')
-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 28 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real | 2 |
2 files changed, 15 insertions, 15 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 584e829abcf..e7d6bb06670 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -232,7 +232,7 @@ test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy." Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster -- "I wish the toaster to be happy too." % -A diva who specializes in risqu'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano ... +A diva who specializes in risqué arias is an off-coloratura soprano ... % A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their @@ -3620,8 +3620,8 @@ Error in operator: add beer % Es brilig war. Die schlichte Toven Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben; -Und aller-m"umsige Burggoven - Dir mohmen R"ath ausgraben. +Und aller-mümsige Burggoven + Dir mohmen Räth ausgraben. -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass" % Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. @@ -4066,7 +4066,7 @@ Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. -- Robert Firth % Flappity, floppity, flip -The mouse on the m"obius strip; +The mouse on the möbius strip; The strip revolved, The mouse dissolved In a chronodimensional skip. @@ -5245,12 +5245,12 @@ I need your help, I say 'tween sobs, % Here in my heart, I am Helen; I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least. -I'm Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Sta"el; +I'm Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Staël; I'm Salome, moon of the East. Here in my soul I am Sappho; Lady Hamilton am I, as well. -In me R'ecamier vies with Kitty O'Shea, +In me Récamier vies with Kitty O'Shea, With Dido, and Eve, and poor nell. I'm all of the glamorous ladies @@ -5820,7 +5820,7 @@ streets and frighten the horses. % "I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?" % -"I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes. Just then, he vanished. +"I don't think so," said René Descartes. Just then, he vanished. % I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out. @@ -7056,10 +7056,10 @@ Ignisecond, n.: door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!" -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" % -Il brilgue: les t^oves libricilleux +Il brilgue: les tôves libricilleux Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave, -Enm^im'es sont les gougebosquex, - Et le m^omerade horgrave. +Enmîmés sont les gougebosquex, + Et le mômerade horgrave. -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass" % Iles's Law: @@ -10423,7 +10423,7 @@ laughter, singing The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for hilarious civic functions, smashing the previous record set when Baron -Hans Neizant B"ompzidaize was elected Landburgher of K"oln in 1653. +Hans Neizant Bömpzidaize was elected Landburgher of Köln in 1653. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac" % Portable, adj.: @@ -11211,7 +11211,7 @@ pencil. Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science. - -- Henri Poincair'e + -- Henri Poincairé % Science is what happens when preconception meets verification. % @@ -11760,7 +11760,7 @@ Spouse, n.: wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. % Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist -drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to pur'ee of bat guano; and the +drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to purée of bat guano; and the greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up! -- Harlan Ellison @@ -14330,7 +14330,7 @@ Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures. -- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!" % -Toilet Toup'ee, n.: +Toilet Toupée, n.: Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus creating endless annoyance to male users. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real index acaa4529e4a..5fcfd8309f0 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real @@ -807,7 +807,7 @@ only two went back to women. % If the American dream is for Americans only, it will remain our dream and never be our destiny. - -- Ren'e de Visme Williamson + -- René de Visme Williamson % If you can believe ten impossible things before breakfast, then you should join |