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authorPaul Janzen <pjanzen@cvs.openbsd.org>2000-08-20 20:21:28 +0000
committerPaul Janzen <pjanzen@cvs.openbsd.org>2000-08-20 20:21:28 +0000
commit091ae8288d631c0da4811b499095c7ccb06e2818 (patch)
treefd80c594a8f888e37200b0095c1782147e7c7303 /games/fortune
parente8dd280fb1838f93e0d32e457f5b1d930cfff7e6 (diff)
correct Bloom County quote
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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
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@@ -5457,6 +5457,17 @@ And spit out error flags,
While users, with frustration, all
Tear their clothes to rags.
%
+How I love to watch the morn,
+ With golden sun that shines,
+Up above to nicely warm
+ These frosty toes of mine.
+
+The wind doth taste of bittersweet,
+ Like Jasper wine and sugar,
+I bet it's blown through others' feet,
+ Like those of ... Caspar Weinberger.
+ -- P. Opus (Bloom County)
+%
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
%
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
@@ -13475,12 +13486,6 @@ that would be clearly understood."
The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start
with a large fortune.
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-The wind doth taste so bitter sweet,
- Like Jaspar wine and sugar,
-It must have blown through someone's feet,
- Like those of Caspar Weinberger.
- -- P. Opus
-%
THE WOMBAT
The wombat lives across the seas,