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authorPaul Janzen <pjanzen@cvs.openbsd.org>2001-08-11 00:06:40 +0000
committerPaul Janzen <pjanzen@cvs.openbsd.org>2001-08-11 00:06:40 +0000
commit103d68ebed19961d90799e8d496f4612ebde504a (patch)
treefc749b39d44ed73317d1718611d10c1b5dca471f /games
parent6453c0cc452aff61d6f028dda48ad121a8463bb9 (diff)
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index f6ea41dfd01..e20d690a132 100644
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@@ -9,6 +9,8 @@ with LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight??
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Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!
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+Adopt my lifestyle or I'll have to press charges.
+%
All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled
by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ...
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@@ -48,6 +50,8 @@ MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
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Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
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+Are we having fun yet?
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Are we live or on tape?
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Are we on STRIKE yet?
@@ -193,6 +197,8 @@ for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!!
Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my
gothic solarium!!
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+Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.
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FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS ...
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FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!
@@ -317,6 +323,8 @@ I am NOT a nut....
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I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
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+I believe in wash fulfillment.
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I brought my BOWLING BALL -- and some DRUGS!!
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I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!
@@ -410,6 +418,10 @@ I invented skydiving in 1989!
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I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
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+I just accepted provolone into my life.
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+I just forgot my Social Security number.
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I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
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I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can't remember WHO he
@@ -477,6 +489,8 @@ MISAPPREHENSIONS ...
I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while
reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
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+I think I'm having a mid-week crisis.
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I think my career is ruined!
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I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH
@@ -484,6 +498,8 @@ RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!
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... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
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+I want a mega-meal in a mega-mall.
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I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
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I want a WESSON OIL lease!!
@@ -554,6 +570,8 @@ SONTAG!!
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I'm a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex!
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+I'm afraid! I need something in a heavy cream sauce.
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I'm also against BODY-SURFING!!
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I'm also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!!
@@ -695,6 +713,8 @@ If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry
Bonzo??
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+If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
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In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a "Continental
Belt," for $10.99!!
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@@ -803,7 +823,7 @@ Maybe we could paint GOLDIE HAWN a rich PRUSSIAN BLUE --
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MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!
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-MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!
+MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!
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Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the
shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a
@@ -822,6 +842,8 @@ My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!!
My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE
FUNCTION and full kitchen!!
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+My boxer shorts just went on a rampage through a Long Island bowling alley.
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My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE in upstate New
York!!
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@@ -868,6 +890,8 @@ NEWARK has been REZONED!! DES MOINES has been REZONED!!
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Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
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+Nobody brings small problems into a laundromat.
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Not SENSUOUS ... only "FROLICSOME" ... and in need of DENTAL WORK ...
in PAIN!!!
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@@ -975,11 +999,15 @@ PUNK ROCK!! DISCO DUCK!! BIRTH CONTROL!!
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Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
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+Reality distorts my sense of television.
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RELATIVES!!
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Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by
prescription!!
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+Remote keyless entry, remote keyless entry, remote keyless entry!
+%
RHAPSODY in Glue!
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SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS
@@ -1116,6 +1144,8 @@ Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
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TONY RANDALL! Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??
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+Treasure your spin cycle.
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Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader
frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?
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@@ -1135,6 +1165,8 @@ Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE!
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VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
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+Virtual reality isn't what it used to be.
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Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
TAX-DEFERRED!
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