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author | Paul Janzen <pjanzen@cvs.openbsd.org> | 2001-08-11 00:06:40 +0000 |
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committer | Paul Janzen <pjanzen@cvs.openbsd.org> | 2001-08-11 00:06:40 +0000 |
commit | 103d68ebed19961d90799e8d496f4612ebde504a (patch) | |
tree | fc749b39d44ed73317d1718611d10c1b5dca471f /games | |
parent | 6453c0cc452aff61d6f028dda48ad121a8463bb9 (diff) |
More was necessary.
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-rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/zippy | 34 |
1 files changed, 33 insertions, 1 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy b/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy index f6ea41dfd01..e20d690a132 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy @@ -9,6 +9,8 @@ with LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight?? % Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!! % +Adopt my lifestyle or I'll have to press charges. +% All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ... % @@ -48,6 +50,8 @@ MONTALBAN'S HAIR! % Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER? % +Are we having fun yet? +% Are we live or on tape? % Are we on STRIKE yet? @@ -193,6 +197,8 @@ for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!! Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my gothic solarium!! % +Frivolity is a stern taskmaster. +% FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS ... % FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!! @@ -317,6 +323,8 @@ I am NOT a nut.... % I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!! % +I believe in wash fulfillment. +% I brought my BOWLING BALL -- and some DRUGS!! % I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!! @@ -410,6 +418,10 @@ I invented skydiving in 1989! % I joined scientology at a garage sale!! % +I just accepted provolone into my life. +% +I just forgot my Social Security number. +% I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!! % I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can't remember WHO he @@ -477,6 +489,8 @@ MISAPPREHENSIONS ... I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!! % +I think I'm having a mid-week crisis. +% I think my career is ruined! % I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH @@ -484,6 +498,8 @@ RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!! % ... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!! % +I want a mega-meal in a mega-mall. +% I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!! % I want a WESSON OIL lease!! @@ -554,6 +570,8 @@ SONTAG!! % I'm a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex! % +I'm afraid! I need something in a heavy cream sauce. +% I'm also against BODY-SURFING!! % I'm also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!! @@ -695,6 +713,8 @@ If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun! If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry Bonzo?? % +If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic. +% In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a "Continental Belt," for $10.99!! % @@ -803,7 +823,7 @@ Maybe we could paint GOLDIE HAWN a rich PRUSSIAN BLUE -- % MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician! % -MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION! +MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION! % Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a @@ -822,6 +842,8 @@ My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!! My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!! % +My boxer shorts just went on a rampage through a Long Island bowling alley. +% My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE in upstate New York!! % @@ -868,6 +890,8 @@ NEWARK has been REZONED!! DES MOINES has been REZONED!! % Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!! % +Nobody brings small problems into a laundromat. +% Not SENSUOUS ... only "FROLICSOME" ... and in need of DENTAL WORK ... in PAIN!!! % @@ -975,11 +999,15 @@ PUNK ROCK!! DISCO DUCK!! BIRTH CONTROL!! % Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!! % +Reality distorts my sense of television. +% RELATIVES!! % Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by prescription!! % +Remote keyless entry, remote keyless entry, remote keyless entry! +% RHAPSODY in Glue! % SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS @@ -1116,6 +1144,8 @@ Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!! % TONY RANDALL! Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN?? % +Treasure your spin cycle. +% Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend? % @@ -1135,6 +1165,8 @@ Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE! % VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!! % +Virtual reality isn't what it used to be. +% Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and TAX-DEFERRED! % |