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| -rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 | 12 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o | 6 |
2 files changed, 9 insertions, 9 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index 42b1e4ccbc0..9e533b2542d 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -2211,10 +2211,10 @@ than a citizen bless their country?" Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if -not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible +not forgiveness but something else may be required to ensure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, -in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my +in such a manner as to ensure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and @@ -35827,7 +35827,7 @@ rests on mutual help. -- Laukikanyay. % The founding fathers tried to set up a judicial system where the accused -received a fair trial, not a system to insure an acquittal on technicalities. +received a fair trial, not a system to ensure an acquittal on technicalities. % The founding fathers tried to set up a system where a man got a fair trial, not a system to get let him get off on technicalities. @@ -40190,7 +40190,7 @@ or failure to perform. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Avoid contact with skin. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Driver does not carry cash. Limited time -offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. Use only in well-ventilated area. +offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes, dealer prep, or delivery. Penalty for private use. Call toll free before digging. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product @@ -40972,9 +40972,9 @@ TO THOSE OF YOU WHO DESIRE IT, I GRANT YOU MADRAK'S BLESSING: what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else be required -to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the +to ensure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted -or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your +or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to ensure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o index d95d397da6e..84520c7af7a 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o @@ -4631,7 +4631,7 @@ Bedfellows make strange politicians. beef stroganoff, n: A bull masturbating. % -"Before we get married," said the young woman to her fiancee, "I want to +"Before we get married," said the young woman to her fiance, "I want to confess some affairs that I've had in the past." "But you told me all about those a few weeks ago," her young man replied. @@ -11175,7 +11175,7 @@ QOTD: I get girls because of who I am... a rapist. % QOTD: - I met her [his fiance] over lunch on Thursday. She had a firm + I met her [his fiancee] over lunch on Thursday. She had a firm grip. He's a lucky man. % QOTD: @@ -14833,7 +14833,7 @@ Then they're out in the hall The harder they'll work -- Julie Brown, "I Like 'Em Big and Stupid" % When I was eight years old I came home with tears in my eyes because some -kids had stolen my samwich. My father handed me an ice pick, and said, +kids had stolen my sandwich. My father handed me an ice pick, and said, "Next time, hit 'em first and hit 'em hard." -- Jake LaMotta |