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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index be855a17478..4b4ea60e294 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -5457,6 +5457,17 @@ And spit out error flags, While users, with frustration, all Tear their clothes to rags. % +How I love to watch the morn, + With golden sun that shines, +Up above to nicely warm + These frosty toes of mine. + +The wind doth taste of bittersweet, + Like Jasper wine and sugar, +I bet it's blown through others' feet, + Like those of ... Caspar Weinberger. + -- P. Opus (Bloom County) +% How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. % How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? @@ -13475,12 +13486,6 @@ that would be clearly understood." The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune. % -The wind doth taste so bitter sweet, - Like Jaspar wine and sugar, -It must have blown through someone's feet, - Like those of Caspar Weinberger. - -- P. Opus -% THE WOMBAT The wombat lives across the seas, |