From e4ceb87ea2f047766d60cb223b6a095345cedc5b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Jason McIntyre Date: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:47:01 +0000 Subject: - remove a duplicate entry. since the fortune can hardly be termed "offensive", it makes sense to remove it from fortunes-o.real. - fix a typo in limerick from dougb@freebsd --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real | 14 -------------- games/fortune/datfiles/limerick | 2 +- 2 files changed, 1 insertion(+), 15 deletions(-) (limited to 'games') diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real index c5f48031617..32945da4c22 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real @@ -1408,20 +1408,6 @@ We are talking about a lot of jobs. % The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me. % -The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France -on a buying trip. As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an -acquaintance with a beautiful young lady. However, she only spoke -French and he only spoke English, so each couldn't understand a word -the other spoke. He took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a -picture of a taxi. She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a -ride in the park. Later, he drew a picture of a table in a restaurant -with a question mark and she nodded, so they went to dinner. After -dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted. They went to -several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious -evening. It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and -drew a picture of a four-poster bed. He was dumbfounded, and has never -be able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business. -% The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it. % diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick index 85e6ccae06c..ce64d68dbdd 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick @@ -1218,7 +1218,7 @@ Is rapid, is thorough, is able; As he lovingly busses each table. % A worn-out young husband named Lehr -Her daily his wife's plaintive prayer: +Heard daily his wife's plaintive prayer: "Slip on a sheath, quick, Then slip your big dick Between these lips covered with hair." -- cgit v1.2.3