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authorJason McIntyre <jmc@cvs.openbsd.org>2007-10-22 08:47:01 +0000
committerJason McIntyre <jmc@cvs.openbsd.org>2007-10-22 08:47:01 +0000
commite4ceb87ea2f047766d60cb223b6a095345cedc5b (patch)
treee76882ad78b8b35a4e595676d0bb9b94031aabb8 /games
parentc15e626c14fca72c0fc0154a33144a043b8a0510 (diff)
- remove a duplicate entry. since the fortune can hardly be termed
"offensive", it makes sense to remove it from fortunes-o.real. - fix a typo in limerick from dougb@freebsd
Diffstat (limited to 'games')
-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real14
-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/limerick2
2 files changed, 1 insertions, 15 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
index c5f48031617..32945da4c22 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
@@ -1408,20 +1408,6 @@ We are talking about a lot of jobs.
%
The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.
%
-The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France
-on a buying trip. As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an
-acquaintance with a beautiful young lady. However, she only spoke
-French and he only spoke English, so each couldn't understand a word
-the other spoke. He took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a
-picture of a taxi. She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a
-ride in the park. Later, he drew a picture of a table in a restaurant
-with a question mark and she nodded, so they went to dinner. After
-dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted. They went to
-several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious
-evening. It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and
-drew a picture of a four-poster bed. He was dumbfounded, and has never
-be able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business.
-%
The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a
chance to prove it.
%
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
index 85e6ccae06c..ce64d68dbdd 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
@@ -1218,7 +1218,7 @@ Is rapid, is thorough, is able;
As he lovingly busses each table.
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A worn-out young husband named Lehr
-Her daily his wife's plaintive prayer:
+Heard daily his wife's plaintive prayer:
"Slip on a sheath, quick,
Then slip your big dick
Between these lips covered with hair."