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/*
* Copyright (c) 1996, 1998, 1999 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@courtesan.com>
*
* Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
* purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
* copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
*
* THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
* WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
* MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
* ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
* WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
* ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
* OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
*/
#ifndef _SUDO_INS_GOONS_H
#define _SUDO_INS_GOONS_H
/*
* Insults from the "Goon Show."
*/
"You silly, twisted boy you.",
"He has fallen in the water!",
"We'll all be murdered in our beds!",
"You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu",
"I don't wish to know that.",
"What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?",
"You can't get the wood, you know.",
"You'll starve!",
"... and it used to be so popular...",
"Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage",
"Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!",
"Have a gorilla...",
"There must be cure for it!",
"There's a lot of it about, you know.",
"You do that again and see what happens...",
"Ying Tong Iddle I Po",
"Harm can come to a young lad like that!",
"And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven.",
"Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene.",
"You gotta go owwwww!",
"I have been called worse.",
"It's only your word against mine.",
"I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home",
#endif /* _SUDO_INS_GOONS_H */
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